La Belle Femme Journal: Funny Poem For My Dog

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Funny Poem For My Dog

By: Bill Browne,

Originally Published in DivineCaroline

I went outside to take a pee,

My daddy found a tick on me,

He washed the pillows,

He washed the sheets.

I thought he was going to wash my treats.

He vacuumed the room,

He washed my bed,

After washing me he combed me from tail to head.

Now here I sit on the top stoop,

Afraid to death to take a poop,

But que serra, Whatever will be.

Please god don't let him find a tick on me.

Love ya,Duke

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: Ahh, Bill, you make me proud, that you write poems to be read out loud
all those years you supported me
I had no idea
how clever you could be
please keep write your whole life long
'cause neither one of us sing well enough to sing a song. . .

Love, Cynthia "poetcyn" Lewis; June 6, 2008 at 7:02 AM

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