Motherhood Uncensored's Blog, 'PSA To The Huz, Do Not F*ck With The 'List'

It's Too Right on and therefore TOO FUN. You Can And Should Check It Out Here: Motherhood Uncensored Blog Public Service Announcement To Her Husband


Here is the blog post in its entirety.


If the woman gives you "the list," or in this case the "get everything on this list because it's for your son's first birthday, doof, and I know what I'm talking about" list, then you get everything on it.
That means don't just eliminate things, like matches or a lighter, because you think you can light a birthday candle with a car lighter, a toaster, and an electric stove burner.
I suppose if you lit yourself on fire doing one or all of those things, then we could light the candle off you, but that just doesn't seem right.
Or economical.
Your son cannot sit in his booster seat with no cake for two minutes, let alone twenty while you run to a neighbor-that-you-do-not-know's house and beg for a lighter.
Because when I write something on the list, it's there for a very good reason.
Thank you very much.

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D*mn! That's just good.
Patricia